Кенн Несбитт |
24.03.2013
Детские стихи Кенна Несбитта на английском языке (Kid's Poems by Kenn Nesbitt)
OZON.ru - Книги | When The Teacher Isn't Looking : And Other Funny School Poems | Kenn Nesbitt | Купить книги: интернет-магазин / ISBN 0684031280My Teacher Took My iPodA Funny School Poem for Kids From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies My teacher took my iPod. She said they had a rule; I couldn't bring it into class or even to the school. She said she would return it; I'd have it back that day. But then she tried my headphones on and gave a click on Play. She looked a little startled, but after just a while she made sure we were occupied and cracked a wicked smile. Her body started swaying. Her toes began to tap. She started grooving in her seat and rocking to the rap. My teacher said she changed her mind. She thinks it's now okay to bring my iPod into class. She takes it every day. All My Great ExcusesA Funny School Poem for Kids From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies I started on my homework but my pen ran out of ink. My hamster ate my homework. My computer's on the blink. I accidentally dropped it in the soup my mom was cooking. My brother flushed it down the toilet when I wasn't looking. My mother ran my homework through the washer and the dryer. An airplane crashed into our house. My homework caught on fire. Tornadoes blew my notes away. Volcanoes struck our town. My notes were taken hostage by an evil killer clown. Some aliens abducted me.
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My puppy punched me in the eye.
My rabbit whacked my ear.
My ferret gave a frightful cry
and roundhouse kicked my rear.
My lizard flipped me upside down.
My kitten kicked my head.
My hamster slammed me to the ground
and left me nearly dead.
So my advice? Avoid regrets;
no matter what you do,
don't ever let your family pets
take lessons in kung fu.
My Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Pet Germs
Это не первая моя статья, в которой я знакомлю своих читателей с творчеством современных детских поэтов - вам может также понравиться творчество другого, уже британского поэта Джона Фостера.
OZON.ru - Книги | Revenge of the Lunch Ladies: The Hilarious Book of School Poetry | Kenn Nesbitt | Купить книги: интернет-магазин / ISBN 1416943641 |
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