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A Funny School Poem for Kids From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
My teacher took my iPod. She said they had a rule; I couldn't bring it into class or even to the school.
She said she would return it; I'd have it back that day. But then she tried my headphones on and gave a click on Play.
She looked a little startled, but after just a while she made sure we were occupied and cracked a wicked smile.
Her body started swaying. Her toes began to tap. She started grooving in her seat and rocking to the rap.
My teacher said she changed her mind. She thinks it's now okay to bring my iPod into class. She takes it every day.
A Funny School Poem for Kids From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
I started on my homework but my pen ran out of ink. My hamster ate my homework. My computer's on the blink.
I accidentally dropped it in the soup my mom was cooking. My brother flushed it down the toilet when I wasn't looking.
My mother ran my homework through the washer and the dryer. An airplane crashed into our house. My homework caught on fire.
Tornadoes blew my notes away. Volcanoes struck our town. My notes were taken hostage by an evil killer clown.
Some aliens abducted me.
I Think My Dad is Dracula
A Funny Family Poem for Kids From the book My Hippo Has the Hiccups
I think my dad is Dracula. I know that sounds insane, but listen for a moment and allow me to explain.
We don't live in a castle, and we never sleep in caves. But, still, there's something weird about the way my dad behaves.
I never see him go out in the daytime when it's light. He sleeps all day till evening, then he leaves the house at night.
He comes home in the morning saying, "Man, I'm really dead!" He kisses us goodnight, and then by sunrise he's in bed.
My mom heard my suspicion and she said, "You're not too swift. Your father's not a vampire. He just works the graveyard shift." I had a shark attack. A pirate swiped my homework and refused to give it back.
I worked on these excuses so darned long my teacher said, "I think you'll find it's easier to do the work instead."
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